It's a Bug's Life

Bug 1: Hey, look at that girl... sitting alone on the chair. Let's give her a surprise.
Bug 2: Where? Where?
Bug 1: Stop spinning your filthy wings and look in front of you.
Bug 2: I can't stop. I can't stop. *spinning*spinning*spinning* Do i have a tail on my back? Hey, help me have a look! Do i have a tail on my back? *spinning*spinning*
Bug 3: Stop it! You're not a stupid dog. For goodness sake, you're a bug!
Bug 2: Oh.
Bug 1: C'mon, let's give that girl a scare. Hehehehe... *smugs to Bug 3*
Bug 3: Oh yeah~ Let's.
Bug 2: Oh guys, don't. Look at that poor girl. She's studying. Look at those thick books in front of her. International Economics, Accounting, Managerial Finance, Law, Cleo(??!!). Fuiyoh~ It's going to squash her brains out.
Bug 3: It'll squash ur body flat first before she can use it on her brains!
Bug 2: *GULP~*
Bug 1: Let's plan a strategy. You (Bug 2), fly from the right; you (Bug 3), fly from the left. *whisper whisper whisper*
Bug 3: How about you? From which way are going to attack???
Bug 1: Me? Hehehe.... You'll see. *winking* Come, let's get on with our plans.
Bug 2: Doooooo weeeeee have tooooooo????? *raised eyebrows*
Bug 1 & 3: YES!

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Bug 1: Ready, both of you??

Bug 3: Yes.

Bug 2: Yeeeeeeaahh....... Wait! *shuffle shuffle* Shit, i think my tail got stuck on the curtain or something. *entangle entangle*

Bug 1 & 3: YOU DON'T HAVE A TAIL!!!
Bug 3: Stupid bug. He doesn't know his wings got tangled with the ends of the curtain.
Bug 1: Yeah. And his wings will chip off if he shakes too hard. Dumb bug.
Bug 2: *shouts* Ok. I'm ready.
Bug 1: Ok. Hold up. Ready... get set... ATTAAAAACK~!!!!!!!!
Bug 2: AAAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaaaaAAAAA *screams tarzan-like* HERE I COME~~~

*slap*slap*

Bug 2: Hahaha... you missed, girl.

*SLAP*

Bug 2: Shesh, I'm squashed flat. Uh.... *dead*

Bug 1: Eeeww... Gross.... Your turn.

Bug 3: Huh?? Me?? Err... can i change my mind???

Bug 1: No. You're going in, and that's final.

Bug 3: Can i write a will first or something??

Bug 1: You don't even have a wife. No more excuses. You're going in. Period.

Bug 3: Sigh... (whispers) goodbye world..... tsk... tsk...

Bug 1: Ready? ATTACK!!!!!

Bug 3: Huh?? I'm not even ready yet!!!

*stomp*slap*slap*

Bug 3: Hey, i'm not even ready!

*slap*picked up the dizzy bug*

*pluck*pluck*pluck*

Bug 3: Hey, stop it! stop it! STOP PLUCKING MY WINGS~!!!!!

Bug 1: *shakes head* Stupid useless comrades... I guessed i'll either have to recruit new ones or i'll do it myself. Oh well, ATTACK~!!!!!

*fly by.. buzzzz... buzzz.....*

*slap*slap*stomp*stomp*stomp*slap*

*buzzz... buzzz.... fly by... buzzz.....buzzz.....*

Bug1: Muahahaha... i'm not as stupid as the other two. Try and catch me, girl. ~Ne~ne~ne~bu~bu~ Muahahaha...... Muahahaha.....

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Me: (stood up)*stomp*stomp*slap* (shouts) WHERE THE HECK IS MY SHIELDTOX~??!!!!