Kind of bored while reading just the black & while of my photostateed textbooks. Nye~Nye~Nye~ My textbooks photostated. My highlighters just finished its ink, and it can't splatter colours on my notes anymore. So what? No money to buy original, no money to buy new highlighters. How? Blogging lor... =pAnyway, got these jokes from an email of mine.Four friends reunited at a party after 30 years.After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to therest room. The ones who stayed behind began to talk about their kids and their successes.
The first guy says: I am very proud of my son, heismy prideand joy. He started working at a very successfulcompany at the bottom ofthe barrel. He studied Economics and BusinessAdministration soon he waspromoted and began to climb the corporate ladderbecoming the General Manager and now he is thepresident of the company. He became so rich thathe gave his best friend a top of the line MercedesBenz for his birthday.
The second guy says: Damn! That's terrific!! My son is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He startedworking at a traveling agency for a very big airline. He went to flight school to become a pilot and also managed to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. Hebecame so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.
The third guy says: Well, well, well congratulations!! My son is also my pride and joy and he is also very rich. He studied in the best universities and became an Engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He also gave away some thing very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday. He built a 30,000 sq ft mansionspeciallyfor his friend.
The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the successes of theirs sons.
The forth friend who earlier had gone to restroom returned and asked: What's going on, what are all the congratulations for?
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons.'' And then he asked, "What about your son?"
The forth man replied: My son is Gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub.
The three friends said: What a shame that must be, that is horrible, what a disappointment you must feel.
The forth man replied: No, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my son and I love him just as well, he is my pride and joy. And he is very lucky too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received abeautiful 30,000 sq ft mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes Benz from his three boyfriends?
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In biology exam paper,the teacher ask the student to draw a female-reproductive organ. 1 girl feels shy and looks down...
A guy shouts, " Sir, she's copying...!"
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