Confessions of a Botak Head

Me & KimFei went to accompany one friend of ours for supper. He has another friend waiting together with him. Meaning there's the 4 of us in a table.
Me: Hi all.
Me: *staring hard at fren 2* I think i know you... *stare again* Wat the heck happened to your hair??!!
Fren 1: Hahaha... Don't worry. He's still a nice guy. (hand hitting on Fren2's chest)
Fren 2: Hehehe... nothing. Panas mah...
KimFei: *reading sms, looks up at fren2* What happened to you??!! "Sat luin" arr?? *looks back at h/p again, type type type*
Me: Since when u go and cut botak??
Fren 2: This morning.
Fren 1: Hahaha.... Should have look at both of your face!! Damn funny.
Me & KimFei: *stared hard at fren 1* Shut UP!!!
Kim Fei: Why lar u want to go botak? Got hair nice wat...
Fren 2: Panas ma.. Really wan lar... Nowadays the weather is so hot. Kenot tahan lah...
Me: So, how's the feeling of being botak?
Fren 2: Still getting used to it.
Me: For how long have u been botak?
Fren 2: Since this morning. Went to cut it at 10.30am.
Fren 1: Wah... botak head aso got people wanna interview wan ar?
Me: Eh, u shaddup lar.. u jealous u din have our attention izzit?
KimFei: Yalar, u jealous izzit? *type type type sms*
Fren 1: Hehehehe.....
Me: So, how do u plan to face your frens in campus on Monday?
Fren 2: Erm... dunno. Wear a cap maybe... Must wear something lar... Just now har.. tat sun shine on my head, damn hot man.... stinging. See got sunburn on my head or not... see see see *turns his head around*
KimFei: Duh~!
Fren 2: Now cooler leh... compare to got hair tat time...
Me: Juz now mandi how? Sure very fast wan.. don't need to wash hair.
Fren 2: Not used to it. Usually use the towel to dry hair, now no hair to dry anymore.
Fren 1: Your towel got stick to your head or not?
KimFei: Huh? Howcome can still stick? Botak adee wor... suppose to be smooth.
Fren 1: See lah.. u girls... dunno anything about botak head. The towel will stick to the hair bcuz of the small little new-grown bristle hair will "hook" the towel. Thus, the towel will stick, not slip.
Me: Aiyor... How we know wor... We never cut botak before aso... u guys did ma...
Fren 1: Fren2's one is better than mine last time. I lagi teruk. *turn to me* Last time u still remember me being botak?
Me: How to forget?? The most 'chi cha' botak guy in class with superb malay conversation with additional of the Kelantanese' slang.
Fren 1: Hahaha... yalor. That time, i lagi teruk. Botak & no eyebrow.
3 of us: Huh?? No eyebrows??!!! Weird. Look like an alien.
Fren 1: Aiyor... last time i have to wan lar... i went to become a monk for a while leh...
Me: Become a monk must have no eyebrows wan ar?? Weird leh....
KimFei: Yalah... so weird. See adee sure lari.
Fren 2: Gerli~!